Go there now and put in your favorite website. It translates it:
From my Liam playing with his felt tree entry:
Our thugged-out asses haven’t decorated fo’ Christmas at our crib up in 6 muthafing years and so. Trent n’ I is both kind of grumps dat way. But frack dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat dis year Liam is two n’ even though our crazy-ass asses aren’t bustin a real tree until next year our crazy-ass asses did put up a few decorations. Our thugged-out asses is easin straight-up slowly tha frack into tha Christmas spirit, n’ I aint talkin bout no muthafrakin Jack Daniels neither. I plan on gettin mo’ shiznit fo’ next year at all tha afta Christmas sales.
Even though there is a lot of cuss words it is funny! Or at least to my warped sense of humor.